Love to Boo (Love Me Do, Paul McCartney / John Lennon)

The other day, I blazed through seven episodes of The Muppet Show while putting together a particularly tricky haunted house puzzle, so I have the Muppets on the brain even more than usual. Here's a tribute to the always ornery Statler and Waldorf to the tune of Love Me Do.

Love to Boo

We love to boo.
A scathing review
Will come right on cue
Cuz we love to boo.
Oh, love to boo...

We love to boo.
Our chuckles are few.
We have a great view,
But we sit and stew.
We love to boo.

Drippy and dumb,
Fit for a fool.
Having to watch
This show is cruel!

We love to boo.
That bear has no clue.
The frog's stupid too,
And we ought to sue.
We love to boo.

We love to boo.
Oh, it's nothing new.
It's just what we do.
Cuz we love to boo.
Oh, love to boo.
We love to boo.
Oh, love to boo...