I wrote this parody last night after it occurred to me that I hadn't written any about Star Wars. So here is a tribute to my favorite Ewok to the tune of Do Wah Diddy Diddy.
Wicket
Wicket is an Ewok I'd like to meet.
He's an itty bitty little guy fond of food.
Furry and cute from his head to his feet.
He's an itty bitty little guy fond of food.
His heart's good (heart's good), but his mind (his mind)...
His heart's good, but his mind is a little unrefined.
He worships droids and he resides up in a tree.
He's an itty bitty little guy fond of food.
He's a bit jumpy but full of loyalty.
He's an itty bitty little guy fond of food.
Well, he lives (he lives) on Endor (Endor).
Yeah, he lives on Endor far above the forest floor.
Oh, Wicket's an Ewok I love.
Yes he is, and his intrepid tribe is one I'd like to be part of.
He may not understand too much of what I say.
He's an itty bitty little guy fond of food.
But he'd gladly chase my enemies away.
He's an itty bitty little guy fond of food.
He's short (he's short); that's fine (that's fine).
He's short; that's fine. Think of all the trees we'd climb!
He's an itty bitty little guy fond of food.
Itty bitty little guy fond of food.
Itty bitty little guy fond of food...
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