I've had Lord of the Rings on my mind lately, so here's a song addressing Frodo Baggins on the subject of the mysterious Strider around the time that he first meets him, to the tune of Sarah McLachlan's Angel. This one goes out to my good buddy Crissy!
The Ranger
Spent half the night waiting for a hint or glance
Of the guy they call Gandalf the Grey.
Just count on a wizard! When the going gets tough,
Then those sorcerous sorts stay away.
You’re itching for action and, driven by caprice,
Warble a lively refrain.
But then you vanish, and a mystery man asks
To aid you in your plight.
You’re alarmed by the Ranger
Who has met you here,
For he’s dark, hardly well-groomed
And insulting you with his sneer.
But he knows of your mission
And the violence that you flee.
You won’t be harmed by the Ranger;
You will find he is sincere.
So unsure of Strider, but very soon you’ll learn
To trust that he’s watching your back.
This gold does not glitter. While he wanders, he’s wise
To the ways of the riders in black.
You‘re such an innocent, you’ve got to have a guide,
So stick with him when you leave.
Though he’s a stranger, he will shield you from danger
And foil your enemies.
You’re alarmed by the Ranger
Who has met you here,
For he’s dark, hardly well-groomed
And insulting you with his sneer.
But he knows of your mission
And the violence that you flee.
You won’t be harmed by the Ranger;
You will find he is sincere.
Don't be alarmed by the Ranger;
You will find he is sincere.
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