I just read a very sad story today. Elvis Presley's Teddy Bear, along with many other valuable teddy bears at a children's museum in England, was destroyed by a guard dog. Apparently he just sort of went nuts and decided to decimate the contents of the museum. Or else he was just really desperate for a midnight snack...
Let Me Eat Your Teddy Bear
Baby, let me eat
Your priceless teddy bear.
Let me rip that thing to shreds.
I'll chew and chomp and tear.
Oh, let me eat
Your teddy bear.
I don't wanna eat a doughnut.
My boss eats those enough.
I don't wanna eat a burger
Cuz they're not full of fur and lovely fluff.
Just wanna eat
Your teddy bear.
Let me rip that thing to shreds.
I'll chew and chomp and tear.
Oh, let me eat
Your teddy bear.
Baby, let me nibble on your teddy's toes.
Let me spill his cotton guts
And gobble up his nose.
Oh, let me eat
Your teddy bear.
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