Still Lazy After All These Years (Still Crazy After All These Years, Paul Simon)

Most of us are lazy slobs once in a while. Here's to the ones who are more often than not, to the tune of Still Crazy After All These Years.

Still Lazy After All These Years

A microwave oven
Cooks my meals at night.
I eat while I watch TV
For a while.
I don't leave my neighborhood. I'm
Inclined to guzzle beers.
Still lazy after all these years.
Oh, still lazy after all these years.

I am the kind of man
Who lives on greasy fries.
I've never been to
The YMCA.
Yeah, cuz exercise takes too long,
And everybody jeers.
Still lazy after all these years.
Oh, still lazy after all these years.

I know I'm boring.
Keep ignoring
Me; I like it that way.
I'm in no hurry.
I just lie
On my couch all day.

If you peek in my window,
You will see me for
A loser, but it's how I
Want to stay
Till the day I get evicted
Cuz there's trash up to my ears.
Still lazy after all these years.
Oh, still lazy
Still lazy
Still lazy after all these years.