Still Lazy After All These Years (Still Crazy After All These Years, Paul Simon)

Most of us are lazy slobs once in a while. Here's to the ones who are more often than not, to the tune of Still Crazy After All These Years.

Still Lazy After All These Years

A microwave oven
Cooks my meals at night.
I eat while I watch TV
For a while.
I don't leave my neighborhood. I'm
Inclined to guzzle beers.
Still lazy after all these years.
Oh, still lazy after all these years.

I am the kind of man
Who lives on greasy fries.
I've never been to
The YMCA.
Yeah, cuz exercise takes too long,
And everybody jeers.
Still lazy after all these years.
Oh, still lazy after all these years.

I know I'm boring.
Keep ignoring
Me; I like it that way.
I'm in no hurry.
I just lie
On my couch all day.

If you peek in my window,
You will see me for
A loser, but it's how I
Want to stay
Till the day I get evicted
Cuz there's trash up to my ears.
Still lazy after all these years.
Oh, still lazy
Still lazy
Still lazy after all these years.

Rosenbaum (Kodachrome, Paul Simon)

A second birthday tribute to Michael Rosenbaum on his 34th birthday.


Rosenbaum

When I think back on all the channels I have surfed through,
It's a wonder I can think at all.
Still, my lack of classy TV hasn't hurt me none
Just as long as Smallville's back this fall.

Rosenbaum,
His head is so nice and shiny,
His acting skills are divine,
He makes us think Lex just might turn out okay, oh yeah.
I've got a television,
I love to watch an episode,
So Warner, don't take Mike Rosenbaum away.

If you took all the guys who ever played a villain
And brought them all together for one night,
I know that Mike's performance would be most fulfillin'.
Enemies are worse when black and white.

Rosenbaum,
His head is so nice and shiny,
His acting skills are divine,
He makes us think Lex just might turn out okay, oh yeah.
I've got a television,
I love to watch an episode,
So Warner, don't take Mike Rosenbaum away.