Squirrel Watcher (Girl Watcher, The O'Kaysions)

Dogs love to chase squirrels, and I don't blame them. Critters don't get much more cunning than those bushy-tailed nut gatherers. Here's a little ditty to the tune of the O'Kaysions' Girl Watcher.

Squirrel Watcher

I'm a squirrel watcher, I'm a squirrel watcher.
Watchin' squirrels go by. My, my my...
I'm a squirrel watcher, I'm a squirrel watcher.
Here comes one now!

I was just a pup when I happened to look up
And see a big, bushy tail flicker.
I saw that furry face, and I couldn't wait to race.
But those darn things are always quicker!

I'm a squirrel watcher, I'm a squirrel watcher.
Watchin' squirrels go by. My, my my...
I'm a squirrel watcher, I'm a squirrel watcher.
Here comes one now!

I love chasing cats and sometimes will stoop to rats,
Chipmunks, mice, little birds and rabbits,
But those nutty squirrels are my favorite in the world,
And I can't seem to kick the habit!